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Posts (196)
knowDecember Poker11/12/2009 2:07pm
knowNH Magazine: Best Of NH03/16/2009 5:40pm
knowHappy Birthday, Adam!11/26/2008 10:12pm
jackassA Very (Team) Stupid Holidays11/14/2008 2:34pm
knowVLC Media Player v0.9.2 Released09/15/2008 11:55am
politicsWhat Not To Say To The Police: Anything07/30/2008 3:43pm
moviesReview: The Dark Knight07/29/2008 1:23pm
knowPCHealth: Anti-virus Software06/06/2008 10:59am
generalEngaged!02/02/2008 6:45pm
moviesReview: Cloverfield01/19/2008 10:43am
politicsPoll By Comment: Extreme Interrogation?12/14/2007 11:17am
knowYour Government At Work12/13/2007 3:17pm
knowHappy Thanksgiving11/21/2007 8:46am
jackassVanessa Hudgens Gets Famous09/07/2007 6:45pm
partyDSN Vacation/Reunion '08?08/08/2007 1:43pm
funnyFun with the Internet05/18/2007 10:59pm
moviesReview: 30003/11/2007 12:28pm
travelThe Trip of a Lifetime02/27/2007 9:12am
moviesReview: Pan's Labyrinth02/12/2007 9:39am
knowInstant.. Well, you know..02/07/2007 9:50am
knowRemember: Sept 11, 200109/11/2006 10:15am
knowThe New Nukes06/14/2006 8:40am
moviesPsychomat Films: Naruto Tri-Battle06/07/2006 9:00am
generalShopDSN!06/05/2006 3:34pm
knowThe Lying Liars...04/06/2006 9:46pm
generalShopDSN, DSNMall, etc etc03/22/2006 10:08am
moviesReview: V for Vendetta03/20/2006 10:51am
knowThe New Privacy & Government02/21/2006 11:42am
knowThe Chronicles of Riddick01/29/2006 11:24am
moviesCall him Jon "Oscars" Stewart01/05/2006 4:57pm
knowIM Havoc12/29/2005 11:16am
politicsWiretapping Ourselves12/20/2005 10:05am
moviesReview: King Kong12/15/2005 8:11am
moviesThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Letdown12/11/2005 12:45am
generalRIP: DSNMall12/08/2005 8:24am
moviesReview: Aeon Flux12/02/2005 10:08pm
knowStill Trying to Take You11/26/2005 10:02am
generalNot a Christmas Tree11/23/2005 3:16pm
moviesReview: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire11/21/2005 10:09am
knowA Very Merry DSN...11/09/2005 9:00am
generalNews Roundup11/02/2005 9:15am
knowA Season for Begging11/01/2005 12:01pm
jackassMore On Driving10/20/2005 11:12am
moviesReview: Serenity10/10/2005 11:28am
politicsYou blew it, Rudy.10/04/2005 8:46am
knowI disrespected the Germans...09/30/2005 9:23am
jackassTotal Lameness....09/29/2005 3:13pm
moviesReview: Transporter 209/03/2005 10:23pm
generalNews of the South09/01/2005 1:38pm
funnyDear Red States...08/29/2005 5:29pm
knowReality TV Writers Untie!08/28/2005 1:02pm
funnyCreative Writing 10108/26/2005 9:48pm
haxorWotW: The Warez Round-Up08/14/2005 4:37pm
knowIntelligent Design: Back on the Table08/04/2005 11:50am
moviesReview: The Island08/02/2005 12:17pm
haxorWotW: Electronic Gaming Monthly & 260007/22/2005 12:23am
moviesReview: War of the Worlds07/12/2005 11:32am
haxorWotW: WinRAR & Panda Antivirus07/06/2005 12:24pm
haxorWarez of the Week: Tune-Up Utilities 200406/27/2005 1:22pm
moviesReview: Batman Begins06/20/2005 1:40am
jackassHappy Fathers Day06/19/2005 10:53am
funnyBanks: The Seeds of Satan's Loins06/12/2005 6:58pm
knowNaruto06/02/2005 2:06pm
knowThe Vonage Revolution04/30/2005 5:38pm
knowThe Evolution of Driving04/23/2005 12:48am
generalWe're All Leo and Kate04/18/2005 2:13pm
generalUS AG "Acts" like a "Patriot"...04/05/2005 2:22pm
moviesReview: SPARTAN03/08/2005 1:15am
movies[Review] Pauly Shore is Dead02/03/2005 1:43pm
funnyAir Force Mechanic Hijinx02/03/2005 8:00am
generalNew Pathogen Identified01/25/2005 2:25pm
funnyA Joke For You All01/19/2005 8:56pm
politicsBush: "A Moral Obligation to Fix Social Security"01/15/2005 3:16pm
musicLemon Jelly01/14/2005 2:15pm
generalGeorgia Christians Get Slapped01/14/2005 1:44pm
moviesThe Art of Criticism01/02/2005 11:59pm
moviesFanMovies (AMV): The Matrix Trilogy and LOTR12/27/2004 12:49pm
gamesUnderage Video Game Titties12/25/2004 2:15pm
knowThe Holiday Season12/23/2004 12:21pm
know"... and touch the face of God."12/15/2004 1:52pm
funnyWhat is the Nature of Hell?12/03/2004 2:37pm
knowThe Desert Inn Implosion11/16/2004 5:38am
generalThe Next Big Thing: FlexPlay11/13/2004 4:14am
knowWhy the MPAA Can't Relax11/10/2004 12:34am
funnyQuestions, Questions & Questions11/08/2004 10:02pm
knowNew Heights of Boredom11/07/2004 5:00pm
moviesStar Wars Episode III Trailer11/04/2004 9:16pm
politicsDemocratic Soul-Searching11/04/2004 12:50am
knowI Return to NH11/03/2004 4:50am
moviesReview: CASSHERN10/30/2004 4:37pm
knowJon Stewart: My Hero10/17/2004 5:08pm
moviesAnother Jon-Film: Treatise09/17/2004 6:48am
gamesTips for HALO Online Players09/06/2004 11:14pm
games'ILoveBees.Com' & Halo208/27/2004 12:20am
general'Anacondas' News from Lori Bernat08/25/2004 3:13pm
moviesReview: Aliens VS Predator08/15/2004 8:30pm
haxorWindows XP SP2 Review08/11/2004 5:08am
moviesUpdate From Hollywood Part II07/30/2004 9:19pm
knowThe Torture Issue07/24/2004 5:06pm
generalWe're Being Probed07/22/2004 11:38pm
knowThe Second Great Vegas Gathering07/11/2004 7:43pm
generalHappy 4th of July07/04/2004 6:42pm
pronEnormous Password List07/01/2004 10:18am
generalCalling all Retired & Discharged!06/29/2004 4:43pm
knowThe State of Islamic Fundamentalism06/19/2004 2:32am
moviesReview: 50 First Dates06/18/2004 5:13am
moviesReview: Chronicles of Riddick06/13/2004 4:58am
generalRonald Reagan Passed Away06/05/2004 11:36pm
knowBernat Hospitality06/01/2004 3:51am
funnyEnd of the Week Joke05/21/2004 12:53am
generalBerg Video Fake?05/18/2004 2:48am
generalThe Gasoline Boycott05/17/2004 3:51pm
politicsThe American Beheading Video05/11/2004 7:22pm
funnyBritney Gets, uh, Normalized05/09/2004 7:00pm
knowDraino came out of our wall...05/06/2004 7:19pm
generalNow I Have Proof...05/01/2004 2:55am
knowNew DSNMall Ads04/27/2004 8:12pm
funnyAnother Joke04/22/2004 2:40am
politicsSpain Pulling Out04/18/2004 7:04pm
moviesReview: Kill Bill Vol. II04/17/2004 6:35am
knowThe Winter 2004 Darwin Awards04/16/2004 10:57pm
politicsDecency & Free Speech04/12/2004 12:09am
moviesReview: The Rundown04/03/2004 1:18am
moviesQaz's Vegas Trip Movie03/31/2004 5:30pm
funnyMaintain Your Insanity03/29/2004 3:39pm
moviesReview: Dawn of the Dead03/22/2004 2:33am
generalBill Mahr: How to Stop Terrorism03/20/2004 4:36pm
funnyLaid Off03/18/2004 3:31pm
knowReflections of Vegas03/18/2004 12:30am
funnyThe Train Set03/11/2004 12:05am
generalVegas Women03/10/2004 9:24pm
knowHow was your Ashoura Day?03/10/2004 7:13pm
funnyI Love IRC03/08/2004 11:43pm
funnyLaugh, damn you.03/05/2004 6:07pm
knowVegas Transportation [READ]03/02/2004 10:46pm
knowVegas-Bound Assholes!02/29/2004 2:42am
knowThe Megalopolis of Consumerism02/25/2004 5:36pm
moviesLost in Translation02/22/2004 2:52am
funnyDoes Your Car Have a 710?02/19/2004 11:00pm
pronThe Paris Hilton Sex Tape02/15/2004 4:10pm
funnyMovie Quote Time!02/12/2004 5:20pm
funnyBloggers Anonymous02/10/2004 11:54pm
funnyThe Son of a Bitch02/06/2004 2:08pm
funnyThe Code of Man02/04/2004 6:31pm
politicsThe Candidates. The War. The Bush.01/30/2004 5:57pm
knowCustom Plates: Beware01/29/2004 3:23pm
funnyThe Postman...01/26/2004 7:16pm
drugsThe Man VS The Weed01/23/2004 2:24pm
generalThe Lowest Common Denominator01/20/2004 7:27pm
knowInternext Convention 200401/12/2004 7:07pm
general101 Years Ago...01/10/2004 2:16am
generalSaddam Hussein has cancer......01/09/2004 2:05am
knowThe Decline of Society12/29/2003 12:28pm
generalThe Digitalspark Mall12/16/2003 11:54pm
knowHow Not to Offend12/16/2003 5:37pm
funnyGuide to Driving Men Crazy12/16/2003 1:22pm
funnyThe Great Chili Cook-Off12/15/2003 2:24pm
generalThe Online Porn Industry12/10/2003 4:03pm
generalBreaking up is hard to do....12/08/2003 5:10pm
knowA little debate?12/03/2003 6:10pm
pronWimmin.12/03/2003 4:53pm
funnyJust a little story...12/03/2003 12:56pm
knowXMA: Xtreme Martial Arts12/01/2003 12:23pm
jackassOh My Slashdot Recursiveness11/26/2003 7:36pm
knowSpam Rage [my fault?]11/24/2003 6:44pm
jackassOverstock.com has a new mascot11/23/2003 3:14am
generalFast Food Filthiness11/16/2003 11:21pm
moviesReview: The Salton Sea11/13/2003 8:53pm
generalThe Straight Dope11/13/2003 12:23am
jackassProgression11/11/2003 3:38am
knowTime Says...11/10/2003 7:37am
moviesM:Revolutions... Not Revolutionary11/06/2003 4:09am
knowBlack VS White Names10/30/2003 3:35am
knowStraight Edge Stupidity10/29/2003 4:48am
knowThe Joe Schmo Show10/28/2003 11:16pm
knowSocial Contact in America10/25/2003 7:50pm
jackassTripping the Rift10/02/2003 3:12am
knowWho are you?09/27/2003 1:42am
travelThe Road to Vegas09/11/2003 5:41am
partyOh yes... I love Vegas06/19/2003 2:47am
generalRehashing the open door policy...06/18/2003 2:45am
partyParty in Keene06/08/2003 1:51am
moviesoMaT the Oracle06/04/2003 3:48pm
partyHolla at Qaz!05/17/2003 2:43pm
moviesThe Matrix Reloaded05/15/2003 4:10am
travelMovin on...04/29/2003 1:14am
partyI'm a quitter.04/26/2003 4:32am
politicsRant04/25/2003 12:26am
jackassFuckin' Drunk Girls04/24/2003 2:06pm
funnyLinky Linky on the Net....04/07/2003 4:15am
jackassKeeneFun02/24/2003 4:23am
funnyThanks guys...02/13/2003 1:06am
partyIt's... Uhh... Well...01/28/2003 4:43am
generalReign of Fire05/18/2002 7:52pm
haxorNew computer?05/04/2002 6:23pm
musicMusic 'n' shite...04/30/2002 11:39pm

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11/14
10:29am
Old But GoodThis is a bit older but still hilarious... In a Brit sort of way. :)
08/20
8:51pm
shit dudeDuuuude... Funny but... Wow. Brevity. Brevity.
01/30
9:25am
AmazonHey DSN'ers, just a little reminder that if you do any shopping at Amazon at all, it would be great if you could access the site with our links instead of typing it in. Profits from sales (when there are any) go in part to supporting DSN. Just right-click on the link above or the mini-banner on the left of the page, then Favorite/Bookmark it for later! That's it. After that, when you buy something DSN gets a very small cut of the sale. Thanks again!
12/14
11:07am
PoliticsI've found myself on-again, off-again about the upcoming election but lately I've been feeling a shift in the dialog. Rolling Stone has a great article by a journalist who comes across with a singular voice. If you're in NH, here are the registration regs. Remember, you can register at the polls.
08/10
9:05am
ManCodeThe Man Code. Live it. Love it. Respect it.
05/17
8:36am
HD DVDFor those DSN'rs interested in being on the relative bleeding edge, the HD-DVD group has begun a campaign offering an instant $100 rebate on HD-DVD players. Amazon has the baseline (1080i) Toshiba unit for $277 right now. If you're interested, just click on the Amazon link on the left side of the screen! I'm considering one myself...
02/15
8:35am
BlizzardI've posted some pictures I took this morning of the blizzard aftermath here in Grantham. I'd estimate our final total was about 2.5 feet. Not too shabby.
09/22
7:48am
Aww shitI'll be out of town tonight (friday) playing poker with my Dad but I'll be back tomorrow. Drinks tomorrow night?
07/20
1:13pm
GhentnessThe first round of Ghent photos are up! Enjoy, boys and girls. :)
07/10
7:50pm
WorldCupRetardedYeah, the girl and I were watching that shit and we almost flipped our tops. Unreal. She was just commenting how great a player Zidane was and BOOM, he dick's-out and head-butts the other dude! Fuckin' French.
07/03
2:15pm
Retarded...The next time Senator Ted Stavens (R-Alaska) decides to open his mouth, someone on his staff should stuff a dirty gym sock in it first. Honestly, this guy gets elected, HOW? Holy crap.
06/28
11:09pm
SuperDuperI caught Superman Returns this afternoon and, as usual, I couldn't help but write up some thoughts about what was done right and what was done wrong. No spoilers! Check it out over at Psychomat.
06/27
8:32pm
VidaLocaCongratz, Monkey, now you're livin large. Ahh, I miss college. Heh.
05/26
6:57pm
Wow."Last week, 15 members of Iraq's taekwondo team were kidnapped between Falluja and Ramadi, west of Baghdad, said a member of the Iraqi Olympic Committee." Wow.
Fists Of Fury: 0
Guys With Guns: 1
04/09
11:53am
PartayTroll played the Canoe Club in downtown Hanover last night and turned a swanky, upscale dining establishment into a swanky, upscale den of sin. Nice work. :) You can find pictures of the event that I took right here.
04/01
9:49pm
THANK YOUTo the two members (I dont know who you are) who ordered items via the DSN Amazon link - THANK YOU. Your support is kind and wonderful. Keep up the great work!
03/22
5:35pm
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01/01
5:41pm
NYE
Ahh, it was a good party. I think. Aside from Trolls bed coming out FUBAR I believe it was a resounding success. Check out the pictures!
12/24
5:50pm
BatmanI've completed another video project, this time to Batman Begins. Check out the YouTube (LowRes) version or the WMV (HighRes) [55.2MB] version. General info can be found on my Psychomat Film page. Enjoy!
12/15
10:04am
Hey NowAlright, you fuckers need to post more! It's starting to feel like oMaT's playhouse around here and if I don't start getting some fucking cooperation I'm going to name the chairs and start assigning a secret word! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
12/06
1:29pm
EncryptYourLifeIf you're interested, I've posted an article about encryption along with a link to an application I think everyone should be using to secure your personal data. If you're not as paranoid as I am, just move along. :)
12/06
8:26am
X3For anyone who hasn't seen it - the X3 trailer is, well, badass. Go check it out. [Apple.com Trailers]
12/01
9:22am
Miyagi DeadSadly, I didn't see this reported anywhere so I just found out today; Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) died last Thursday at his home in Las Vegas. He wasn't a fantastic actor but he gave us one of the most memorable characters of our generation. He had a wonderful sense of mischevious guile to him that I just loved. He was 73.
11/27
3:31pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuohgodmyhead...
11/26
1:18pm
Doom & SalvationI did a really stupid thing on Thanksgiving night and I thought I'd share the tale with any who care to listen. Remember the snow storm that hit? Yeah, I was driving over Killington. Go me.
11/23
3:29pm
PbbbbbbtHeh. Ass. :)
11/23
11:10am
PsychomatFor a while now I've felt I needed sort of a repository for all my writings and there are certainly days I feel I post too much here. So, Psychomat was born. Here you'll find all my old material as well as currently updated stuff. I'll still be posting here, of course, but my more prolific moments will be reflected there. Also, you can download all my videos from one location and I'll be maintaining some decent collections of stuff. I'll log here as I add new items but feel free to come by and say hello. See ya.
11/03
8:34am
TheMANArs Technica has a really wonderful article about the MPAA and a new piece of proposed legislation that could seriously undermine your Fair Use Rights. The House Subcommittee on Courts, the Internet, and Intellectual Property will discuss the legislation today at 2pm. Watch the live webcast. This bill should have you outraged.
11/01
12:42pm
halloweenI have a few things to say about Halloween; none of them good. It's a short rant - don't worry. :)
10/31
3:13pm
YECHCheck out how goddamn pleased the religiosi are over Alito's nomination. Despite being qualified, the prospect of him on the court scares the beejeebers out of me.
10/24
11:18am
True DATSnow posted this on IRC but I think everyone should read it so I'm passing it along. Check it out - a reporter who apparently gets it right. God forbid.
10/19
11:07am
YAY_PAI'd just like to point out how well and truly totally the fellows from Penny Arcade rawk. Go check out how they're handling that idjit Jack Thompson and turning his pure stupidity into charitable gold. Way to go, fellas.
10/14
1:30pm
DominoCheck out this wonderfully written blunt-force trauma against the new film Domino. Guess I'll skip this one.
10/04
8:26pm
Cool!Hahaha! Dave thats incredible! I love it. What's next? The quirky tale of a band of soldiers caught in the fun-loving Vietnam War; Full Metal Jacket!
09/30
11:24am
wolfensteinPlay Wolfenstein 3D using Flash. Requires Flash8. Arrow keys move; Space opens doors, Shift fires. Enjoy.
09/28
12:46pm
ACKThough I normally abhor reposting links from Slashdot, this one's a bit more far-reaching and important: Here comes attempt #3 at imposing the Broadcast Flag on the public. Read up at ARS and the EFF for info and some scathing commentary on this insidious plot to undermine our fair use rights.
09/07
11:24am
new_orleansUpdated the New Orleans thread with some new stuff. Just didn't want it to get lost.
09/07
9:37am
BYE_Gilligan

RIP Gilligan
08/31
9:10pm
NiceCheck out YouTube, a site where everyone and anyone can upload video for the world to see. They've got some nice transcoding codecs goin on. I uploaded a couple of my own vids though the transcoding desynch'd em a bit. Lastly, proof that Germans are f*cking weird. Talk about a "hot" ass.. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
08/30
8:50pm
YuckYuckYuckBrighten your day and experience Roffles. They have a great collection of links AND they brought back MY MAIN MAN - Tourettes Guy! It may be mean to laugh but damn it's funny. :) Enjoy, kids.
08/28
1:08pm
DAAAAAMNStep 1) Meet 16 year old runaway actress at playground.
Step 2) Invite her to stay in my home.
Step 3) ... I'm going to stop here.
08/27
2:52pm
Spiked_Is_RightIf you had any illusions at all, and I do mean any, that humans have any redeeming qualities just visit SpikedHumor for a dose of pure reality. God I love to watch idiots hurt themselves.
08/27
2:44pm
pwnd[NWS] So I've seen this around for a little while now but I thought I'd share. It's just so not a good idea to webcam once tits when one's parents are in the house... Doh!
08/20
11:17pm
HeheheDear God,
Thank you for making me... Well, me.
Your friend,
Jon.
08/20
3:02pm
ROBBERYWow, watch this guy break into 6 cars in a row. Looks to me like he's in Vegas. Qaz, hope your alarm works well. Daaaamn.. [Thanks to ehowa.com for the link.]
08/20
2:50pm
WalkenIs it possible Christopher Walken is running for President? I'm not about to make any judgements for or against, at least not until he gets some more policy/platform info up, but for now I'm pleased to get someone interesting (if this is real) running for President who's first name isn't an abbreviation (think "H").
08/20
11:48am
Ouch_YayGood to know not everything is going to hell in a hardcart; I've been promoted from DMT to Web Developer. Now instead of working with Dollar I'll be working with Troll. And those who haven't yet congratulated Dollar on his move to Team Leader should do so - he earned it. :)
08/06
12:49am
HAHAHAI dont generally like Roger Ebert's reviews as I find his taste in films to be, well, poor. This time, however, I think he's hit the nail on the head - with gusto! C'mon, we all knew when we saw the trailers for Stealth that it would suck. How could it not?
08/05
10:55am
Stranger and...Odd how experiences vary from neighborhood to neighborhood. My own Cable TV and Cable ISP is Adelphia and aside from a few connection hiccups the first month I've been as stable as a rock. I also adore my Vonage over the connection as well. *shrug*
07/28
11:55am
BooYahWe should circulate this incredibly well written LA Times opinion piece as much as possible. Our honorable Sen. Clinton and the other asshats this country saw fit to elect should sit down and shut the f*ck up. Seriously.
07/22
12:40pm
fewdThough I guess the Valley News isnt going to post their article online, here's their image of the front page. As you can see, the story made page 1 below the fold.
07/22
12:12am
EwwVNews hasnt posted it yet but I read in today's paper that a summer sweep by health inspectors of local restaurants yielded some frightening results. Apparently Lui Lui, Murphy's, Peking Tokyo and others are, how do we say, sub par on their cleanliness. Most horrifying and disappointing was the connection between Peking Tokyo and the phrase "rat droppings". Guess it'll be best to stay clear until all this is resolved. *sigh*
07/09
4:18pm
Ok...Wow. Havent seen a log entry that long in a while. It just keeps going...
07/01
7:28pm
The SupremesSupreme Court Justice Sanda Day O'Connor announced her retirement today and Bush has stated he intends to fill the post quickly. Welcome to the true beginning of the end, friends. If Bush gets his way we'll see a monumental swing in the court's stance on many extremely important issues. I'll write more later.
06/27
1:25pm
Wow.I don't know about you but I was certainly surprised and somewhat shocked by the revelations in that link. I don't think I'll ever look at women the same way again.
06/27
1:14am
Ooooh[oMaT reads Blair's post. Then reads it again. Then reads it one more time to make absolutely certain he got it right. Now oMaT pulls out a large rubber mallet and comences smashing his face repeatedly while screaming "STUPID, FUCKING MORONS!" in utter rage and frustration.]
06/26
2:05pm
I want one!Check this dragon out. This is one of the best optical illusions I've ever seen. (OK, I'm easy to please.) :) Watch the video for a far out demonstration.
06/24
5:27pm
MAN DOWN!This picture gives new meaning to the phrase "Man Down!" I see some survivors - I hope someone saved their lives.
06/14
2:35pm
Dean!Howard Dean yet again calls a spade a spade - and gets attacked for it. Wow. I'm not sure I agree with his method of "rebuilding" the Dem. party but I applaud him for saying whats on his mind. If only more politicians did the same.
06/14
2:31pm
RideOfDeath!A 4-year old died while riding the Mission: Space ride at Disney's Epcot Center on Monday. Sort of gives new meaning to "Scared to Death" or "The Ride of Your Life".
06/14
1:49pm
TVI go off on TV shows and the lack of.. Well.. Quality. It's angry, vulgar and certainly NWS. (Ok, G?) Troll told me to relocate my anger; we bonded.
06/12
1:29pm
ANGRY!If you're looking to waste some time, check out The Angry Kid from the creators of Wallace & Gromit. For those who knew, there are some new episodes. Also, download and try "N", a 2D action game. Goddamn addictive. That is all for today!
06/12
1:23pm
Dedrater!Wow. I almost managed to forget how pathetic some Star Wars fans are. The fat kid was first but this guy is the latest. I love his little barrel-roll near the end. Glorious. :)
06/12
1:16pm
DipShitAhh, the joy of watching a young person expressing themself and their culture through the time-honored tradition of stealing a car... that has been planted by the Police. Good call, junior. Way to go.
06/12
1:14pm
McWackoI have dubbed this fellow Rocky McWacko. This guy is Englands version of retarded but it is pretty funny.
05/28
7:16pm
Ouch!See, I thought I was the only one (juvenile enough) to still be using "w00t!" as a rather common expression of pleasure. Well, now /.'s gone and ruined all my fun. Bastardos.
05/23
12:38am
Bah!My Buick would smoke that foo! Ok, yeah, no... That'd be sad.
05/21
1:54pm
OuchSee, my thing is, you pay $300K for it and it comes with an AM/FM Cassette deck. My 97 Buick came with that. *shrug*
04/02
2:09pm
GAH!Boy asks girl for kiss. Girl says no. Boy shoots girl in the face. Just one more indication that things in this world are not as they f*cking should be.
02/14
8:03pm
Holy christmas!An Indian couple are being reunited with their baby after the Tsunami swept the child out of his mothers arms. "Mrs Jeyarajah, 25, said that as soon as she regained custody of her baby, she would smash 100 coconuts at a temple of the Hindu elephant god, Ganesh, offer sweet rice to the warrior god, Murugan, and kill a cock for the goddess Kali." Good gods! Thankfully, my Lord Satan only asks that I spill the blood of a thousand virgins.
02/11
4:07pm
CheeseMuffinApparently our favoite search buddies, Google, happen to also own a number of other - shall we say, less visible, domain names. My favorite happens to be CheeseMuffin.info. :)
02/10
4:43pm
Ong-Bak"Tony Jaa is being positioned as the heir to the action legacy created by Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li. From the reaction in Hong Kong, where Ong-bak was a smash, and Westerners with region free DVD players, there's no question that we have a new leader. Keep in mind that the film doesn't rely on computer trickery or wire work, and, as one of our users put it, it's supposed to be "deliriously brutal."" -IMDB
02/09
3:37pm
uh huhI think the real question here is why didn't these teachers ever work at MY schools?! I would never have turned in a hot 27 year old teacher for boffing me into adulthood. Never never never!
02/08
10:36pm
WHAT?!Despite my own distaste for the style (on men), Virginia has got to be friggin retarded to pass a LAW against low-riding pants... Now, a woman showin' a little thong-action.. Well...
02/08
10:33pm
Excellent!When your 4-year old steals the car to go video game shopping, I think it's high time to cut down on his TV time. Don'tcha think?
02/07
5:22pm
ForgottenGeez, Dave, I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Paula and I watched this recently and both found it had SO MUCH potential and just dive-bombed in the 3rd act. Not just bad... we started cat-calling at the TV. *shrug*
02/07
4:34pm
Hehahah!Rob Schneider is the friggin man. Attack him and he answers. GOOD FOR YOU, Rob!
01/31
2:53pm
bourneYeah, there are three books in the Bourne series, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy & Bourne Ultimatum. Unfortunately, despite the fact that the second film was decent, it deviated from a truly magnificent novel within the first five minutes and never came back. I'm curious what they'll do for the third one.
01/16
4:44pm
XGA Projector!Toms Hardware divulges the secret step-by-step instructions for building yor own XGA 3500 lumen big screen projector for around $300. It even includes video of construction and performance. Not too shabby!
01/15
8:19pm
TsunamiAidThe Tsunami Aid concert is on now, live on all the networks of NBC. I know we're all aware of the event and cognizant of the need but I just thought I'd post a link to the Red Cross Donation Page anyway. My parents and I donated $100 just a few minutes ago. Maybe DSN can help a little too. Thanks everyone.
01/15
2:46pm
FakesSo this French guy has been doing some fake posters with all our favorite faces. Most of them I don't know (French officials) but they're all intrepretable.
01/15
1:05pm
Real ShitIf you dig The Real World, check out these tidbits about life during two of the seasons. Sex with DiCaprio, drugs in Diego.. It never ends. :)
01/06
6:39pm
StupidityAs if we needed more evidence that we Americans have too much money and too little sense... Here's more. Honestly, who pays $20k for a goddamn SNOWBALL?
01/04
9:21am
caffeineNice article in National Geographic about Caffeine and it's effects on both society and the human body. Check it out.. Then down a No-Doz. :)
12/27
1:55pm
Actual_Reporting?The Register, in an obvious fit of drug-induced hysteria or a failure to block out the telepathic signals of Internet Group-Think, have published an awe inspiring (inspiring only because their reporting is barely creditable to the word) interview with Jarod Lanier (he invented VR) and review of the Accelerating Change (extropians, anyone?) conference. You should check it out. It's a heavy read at parts but worth it to get a view of some of the 'nets most oddly polarized people and some truthfully valid commentary on society.
12/27
10:35am
MarathonI had no idea, but apparently Dec 21 was Marathon's 10th Anniversary! Yaaay! We're officially old fogeys who were playing a Mac video game more than (the beta?) a full decade ago! w00t! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
12/23
11:42am
Wow!Oh wow, my friend Amy posted this link on her blog and after watching I had to post here. This is the trailer for the new movie Sin City. Watch the damn trailer cuz I'm tellin you it rawks.
12/12
11:47pm
TuckMania2Oh, yeah, I do vaguely recall that. *shrug* Sorry. I'll just pretend I know who he is from now on as I'm likely to forget again. If I have any questions, I'll just read back. :)
12/11
11:56am
Tuck?I know who Tuck is? Who's Tuck?
12/11
11:53am
AH HAHRemember the post I made a few weeks ago about the MPAA needing to worry about file sharing networks like BitTorrent? Well, it seems like another group of people [Linked from SlashDot] are thinking the same thing; ABC News.
12/09
1:12am
B3Blade Trinity: No Review Forthcoming. Sorry.
12/09
1:01am
OutageWow, I guess the mysterious outage is over. Praise Jesus!
12/06
8:01pm
RepostI just ran across this on a sweet blog.. Without a doubt the coolest way to fold a shirt. Those wacky Japanese.
12/06
12:38pm
OopsI'm torn on whether or not to be pleased that the CNN story below is bogus. I think if Canada really did develop the balls to do something like that.. Well, it wouldn't be good.
11/30
8:23am
uh huhIf you're gonna do it, don't forget to purchase the Leather T-Back with Strap-On Dildo accessory either. Only $19.95 - it's a steal.
11/20
2:28pm
TVDon't be sorry, Ry, just be happy with your new baby. Thats all I wanted. :) Hope I'll be able to see it sooner or later.
11/20
2:25pm
BackInNHHiya people, I'm in VT right now visitin' the fam. I'll be back in Claremont on Sunday night. Pls make sure your profiles are updated with current phone numbers so I can call. See ya soon.
11/14
1:43am
TVsIf youre going bigger than 36" do NOT go the projTV route. They are notorious for halo effects, color bleeding, rainbow moire and a myriad of other issues. If a salesperson tells you different, they're lying. Look into projectors. House of Projectors has tons of good info. (And if you buy there, DSN gets cash.) For $1200 you can get a FANTASTIC projector. Look to BenQ - awesome stuff. How'd you like an 8ft by 8ft TV image? :)
11/10
4:05am
FunnyHere's a few flicks for enjoyment. Leno reads actual SAT Essay excerpts [10.5MB], and Wanda Sykes makes fun of Bushy. [1.5MB] Enjoy.
11/10
4:02am
YAY!YAAAAAY! Congrats Dave! Good luck with the new position, I'm sure you'll rock the house and impress the hell out of em.
11/10
1:30am
Huh?Who were you debating this with for an hour? Was this a conference call with a Priest, a Rabbi, the head of the Gay Rights Coalition and God? Beyond that group I can't see the discussion lasting much more than two or three minutes.
11/07
6:24pm
HehOne more reason amongst many, my friend.
11/07
5:41pm
EekOuch.. Given my upcoming flight(s) I'm sure they'll nail me too. I'm wearing slip-on shoes for starters though. :) If they want my belt they can kiss my ass.
11/05
4:59pm
YepYep, you do gotta love it. :) Congratz on the good luck.
11/04
11:26pm
DOHSometimes the Brittish are actually COOL! I'm still laughing... Hehahaha
11/02
8:18pm
Join USJoin fellow DSN'rs on IRC! We're hanging out and watching the election results! C'mon in here!
10/31
4:26am
ChopperQaz and I have spoken a couple of times about The Chopper Show here on local TV late at night. I thought I'd give you guys a taste. Hehehe.
10/25
1:35am
GAH!Check this shit out. The RIAA shrieks "POVERTY!" at every opportunity yet their sales/profit numbers keep going up. These people make me sick.
10/24
4:43pm
Gak!Well, Dave, I'm sorry to hear the bad news and I congratulate you on your upright judgement and steadfast honesty. I hope the search for new work is short and fruitful. :)
10/23
4:44am
RobocopTrying to shunt some of my worry over the results coming on Monday on my latest job interview, I went and made a little video from one of my favorite all time films: Robocop. Its only about 30 megs and requires the DiVx codec. Hope you enjoy.
10/21
3:43am
I stand corrected...Well, I stand corrected. The Red Sox have done what's never been done before. Congratulations! I'd like to believe they'll pull off the World Series but there's just so much history against them... Maybe two unheard-of events in one season? Who knows. I personally believe that if they win, gravity will spontaneously fail.
10/19
2:51pm
Data CenterLooks incredible, Troll... I want one. Wait.. Hrm.. I dont think 38 cents, some pocket lint and a near-expiration condom will do it. Damn. Gotta keep saving. :)
10/18
11:14pm
Not AngryNaw, I'm not angry at all.. I just didn't know who he was and was trying to figure it out. No big deal. :)
10/17
4:43pm
Um, noActually, I believe its true that no team has ever come back to win a 7 game playoff series after a 3-0 deficit. And yes, last night was quite the drubbing.
10/17
12:18am
Who?Not to be rude but who the hell is Tucky? Did this person go to Hanover High? *shrug*
10/07
9:51pm
Sex Tape?Aw, you know I would if I could bro.. Word is it hasn't been leaked to the net - only a single news agency. Believe me, when I find it y'all will be notified immediately. :)
09/21
6:44am
WIKII'm sure some of you saw the post on Slashdot but I want to reiterate the plea for funds to support Wikipedia. This project is amazing and only continues to get better so please give anything you can.
08/27
12:22am
UmNoCorrection: A "vacation" is a planned period of time for which a person collects savings and participates in fun activities. I, myself, have been classifiably "unemployed". I took the time to write my first screenplay but am now back on track to being another working stiff. I'll cheer later. :)
08/26
1:12am
InterviewWell, wish me luck. I have an interview for a decent job tomorrow (Thurs) at 12:45PM local time. As much as I'd rather stay home and write forever - I'm thinking a job might be somewhat necessary. Soooo, we'll see. :)
08/20
10:32pm
Uh ohI thought you said *I* could beat you anytime, Dave! Damn j00!
08/17
5:38pm
ScarlettOh Scarlett Johanssen - you dirty minx, object of my lust and all-around beauty... Humping Benicio Del Toro just before the Oscars! Remember that beautiful glow she had that night.. Now we know why. (It's old news but still fun.)
08/10
12:20am
AIMHOLE*shiver* I hate AOL Instant Messenger to begin with but this exploit is just one more reason why everyone should use Trillian. At the very least get an ICQ number and use a real client.
08/09
2:27pm
LAWI just keep Elliot's First Rule in mind, whatever I'm doing: "Don't say ONE goddamned word except for 'I WANT A LAWYER', we'll handle the rest." :)
08/07
4:59am
SlutzWould you like to see some Dermark sluts? Yes, please! AND This woman is just downright freaky! What the HELL is wrong with people today?
08/03
11:59pm
Elliot!Congratz Elliott! My fingers are crossed for ya.
08/03
11:58pm
BeerBashWellll, it's not quite my fault I didnt come to the Beer Olympics... Transportation options being what they are for a 3000 mile trip. :)
08/01
3:35am
CONGRATZ!Gratz Blair my man! Good luck with married life! Lots of Love from here in Vegas!
07/22
11:43pm
MOVIES!Here are a number of free for download movies covering topics such as the war in Iraq (UNCOVERED: The Whole Truth About The War In Iraq) and other pieces of politics and history in general. Watch and enjoy - hey! No pushing, damn you. :)
07/15
5:14pm
RammsteinAh, yet again Rammstein provides the world with some quality entertainment that we can all get behind. I especially like the part where he gets a BJ from an angel. So Quality.
07/10
5:24am
Personality.Take the test. I think the results are perfect - I'm a dictator. :) Go figure, huh?
07/10
5:16am
Sex on StageObviously we're going to the wrong concerts. Lets all start going to the right ones.. Ok?
07/02
3:10pm
LINDSAY!Miss Lindsay Lohan is now 18 years old. Congrats, Lindsay! Being legal is where it's at!
06/29
4:50pm
Oh Britney!Britney's not JUST getting married.. She's getting married cuz she got herself KNOCKED UP! Nice!
06/24
5:15am
KaenaHere's a preview for a new CG film. I think the motion in FF:TSW was better (from what I can see) but I guess I'll still check it out.
06/20
7:36am
PostersHere are some great ALL AMERICAN posters! I say we get some of these blown up and start making murals!
06/20
6:41am
JeezusMan gets drunk. Man gets in truck. Man goes for drive. Man runs into a fire hydrant. And a flower shop. And 19 parked cars. Yeeah. I think someone is up for Retard of the Year!
06/19
3:15am
Booyah.Anyone wanna go in together on a bottle?
06/14
12:36am
VEGAS?!Not MAKE UP for Vegas - PAY for the NEXT Vegas trip! w00t!
06/07
1:07am
HehYou must look so perty!
06/06
2:36am
Uh huhSooo, a log entry to prove just how useful width= tags can be.
06/05
8:19pm
Games!GameSpot has produced their editors list of the Greatest Video Games of All Time list. This heady group includes such favorites as Defender, Tetris, Counter-Strike and Fallout. Check out the page and SHAME on you if you havent played at least half of them! :)
05/14
6:39pm
STFUYou Are NOT Dave Chapelle. Got it? GOOD!
05/07
7:29pm
UghSometimes the world is just a little too harsh for my taste. This guy is the perfect candidate for bringing back the guillotine.
05/05
9:22pm
ExamsSo today I completed my 'Get Out of Bed 101' exam - it was a killer. Later I have my 'Do Nothing All Day 401' final and tomorrow is the big one; my 'Recover From Alcohol Induced Coma 403' exam. I dont know how but I'm sure I'll get through it all. :) Good luck to everyone.
04/27
2:19pm
*laugh*This guy is a damn hero. I dig his sense of humor and wit. Make sure you read the whole thing, it's interesting. :)
04/25
2:18am
Glock18Wanna see a semi-auto Glock Model 18 turned into a fully auto death machine? Me too! w00t!!
04/25
2:14am
propagandaSpeaking of propaganda (not Busta tha' Bitch), check this out. Hard to imagine a counterpoint to this, though I know it exists.
04/24
4:50pm
Uh huhWell, if the anti-American proaganda has reached such a sophisticated level, we should be afraid.. [NWS]
04/20
1:29am
BernatHey Bernat! Elliot wanted me to show this to you.. Guess the fun never ends at Union College!
04/17
6:44am
KewlSounds like a good time, Syn. Gratz on a great show. :)
04/16
6:11pm
Fuck KbdsI cant wait till I can buy one of these. I despise keyboards in general, with their keys that dont line up straight.
04/07
5:04pm
HehI like the fact that the sign to the right is an arrow that points to him and reads "WUNDERBAR". Hehe.
03/31
4:45am
OooooCheck out the Super Matrix Mario Brothers. Pretty nice, but the sound keeps cutting out on me.. *shrug*
03/31
4:39am
GFYLitigous society indeed. When one blogger has issues with another blogger, he uses a lawyer. When blogger #2 responds, he uses common sense. God I love America.
03/30
5:06am
typeonegFor all you Type O Negative fans out there (you know who you are) and all those who dig cool music videos (again, I mean you) - have a peek at a great new video. I loved it. [Requires Quicktime.] [WS - Just loud.]
03/30
5:03am
hooligansWhat happens when Porn Hooligans meet Canadian Redneck Hooligans in a hotel hallway? Check this out. Watch the whole thing... Trust me. So beautiful. :) [NWS - Language]
03/29
3:31pm
StupidSee, this underage girl took photos of herself, now she's being charged with child abuse. You just can't make this stuff up. :)
03/24
11:46pm
K-BDay!Happy Birthday, brother! Another year older, maybe not another year wiser! Hope you get some love!
03/20
4:38pm
PenguinsAhh, another 30 mins of your life gone down the friggin tubes.
03/18
1:05am
EVILThis site is certified 41% EVIL by the Gematriculator
Yes, yes we are.
03/11
3:24pm
StopFCCHere's a petition to stop the FCC from over-regulating everything. It may be a futile effort but we must lend ourselves to it! Go forth and digitally sign!
03/11
1:15pm
ummDamn, I just noticed how much of the main page is Jon-Posts. Am I bothering anyone with my frequency or is the quality high enough to offset that? Just let me know, I feel kinda bad. :)
03/10
7:02pm
wackyasiansI'm not certain if this is the result of a painful neurological disorder, an epileptic seizure or a new dance move. Any which way, its kind of fun to watch.
03/08
7:05pm
GTAAnyone wanna download GTA for your peecee? For free? You do? Ok, here you go.
03/06
3:16pm
LifeCheck out this flash movie that tells a good, if perhaps disturbing, tale of life and the turns it takes on us. Enjoy.
03/05
5:18pm
GeriatricThugsSee, old people got ta defend their turf. No damn lettuce picking twinkle-toes is gonna mess up dinner for these people! Geriatic Food Fight!!
03/05
4:59pm
OhYeahI was thinking the same thing, Blair. Waaaay cool.
03/05
4:21pm
ignoramusFurther proof that kids are becoming increasingly STUPID. [RWS] My god. The room must smell of stupidity in that place. Ah! The stink! The STINK!
03/05
4:12pm
iceicebabyFo'awl'da TRU playahs inda hizzouse. Get dat izzice on'yo self, fool! BLING BLING MOFO!
03/05
2:41pm
casshernCheck this trailer out. Looks like it could be the first successful transition from Anime to LiveAction done yet. Here's some basic info on the film (English) and the movie's homepage (Japanese). Way Cool.
03/05
1:55pm
Halo2Check out the Halo2 Documentary on XBoxTV. These guys are so very much of our generation its not even funny. [Video is WMPv9] [Work safe, but has gunfire noise.]
03/04
7:24pm
Yeah.Yeah. Whoops just about covers it. Hehehah!
03/03
9:02pm
wowWhat a stupid POS. Only a woman could design that much foo-foo crap into an automobile.
03/03
5:44pm
AwwWhere's the rest?! I hate it when I can't finish a series! I get so involved with the characters...
03/02
6:57pm
Uhm"Gee, Rocky, I wouldnt do that if I were you!"
03/02
2:08am
WowHere's a fantastic example of some incredible web design skills. Beautiful.
03/02
2:05am
ClosingsIts one of two things; what happens when you allow people to email in school closings and dont read them beforehand OR when creative (and bored) people use photoshop. Either way, funny. :)
03/01
12:25am
YO!Hey, who's bringing digital cams with em to LV?
02/29
9:33pm
NetTaxesDo you enjoy buying materials online tax free? Well, you'd better get your purchases done soon. In the very near future you may be asked to cough up some dough. Go figure, huh?
02/25
5:46pm
SendEmBack!I'm feeling awfully guilty about all these MP3s I have. I think I'll Send Them Back!
02/19
11:20pm
uh ohWelp, that its boys. The end is here. We are now officially obsolete. This explains why spermbanks have been paying for the last 15 years. *sigh*
02/19
11:12pm
Thanks!Although I cant say I'm completely for the one-sided view presented here, its hard to dispute the facts. *sigh* We are so stupid sometimes. Anyway, its a great flash movie. Check it out.
02/19
10:44pm
Oh yeahWho says Indians dont know how to have fun?! Thugpreet for life! Thugpreet for life!
02/19
4:44pm
BwahahahJerry-Springerism in the Eastern Bloc. God, I love this country and everything that we give to others. Give give give, that’s all we do. Yummy.
02/13
5:54pm
Personals!Whoever wrote this ad is the man. Period. I wonder, though, if it worked? Hmm.
02/13
5:51pm
HrmAhh, what the hell happaned to the Good Ole Days anyway? Where did they go?!
02/13
3:09pm
omfgihDear Lord, please send me one of each so I may be happy all the rest of my days.... Oh and please give one set each to all DSNers. Thank you, Lord. [FWS]
02/11
9:59pm
umNed, on the off chance that youre not being sarcastic.. NWS stands for NOT WORK SAFE, chief. Yeah.
02/11
4:09pm
w00t!Is anyone else having a good day/evening?
02/11
1:58am
Dick-armSoooo, we have now gone too far with medical science. Human cloning is OK but this.... no. [NCWS]
02/11
1:49am
w00t!I did it! Finally, I have located the smartest woman on the planet! Humanity will never be the same.
02/06
11:04am
Worse...A young girl was suspended for saying, "Hell." This situation just keeps getting worse and worse.
02/04
9:37pm
HehLooks like the Urban Dictionary got it right about Paris Hilton!
02/04
6:00pm
NeatoWe're going to need a Jon's Linky McLink Section pretty soon. :) Some of the best rendering I've ever seen. Over here is a collection of a couple of artists.. Gorgeous stuff.
02/04
3:58pm
KeeeeewlHere's a whole directory of humorous/cool little movies for your consumption. :)
02/04
3:44pm
RiiiiiiightAnd now, for your enjoyment, a little more faith lost in humanity. Don't ever "act sexy" ok?
02/04
3:34pm
AwesomeOne of the most articulate, insightful, expressive and lucid articles regarding our great country's ludicrous moralistic double-standards imposed by our utterly incorruptable leaders. Read.
02/04
12:44am
Why?!Stop the hate, people! Stop the hate! This is the answer to all those blog wars, right here.
02/02
11:40pm
Um...Ok, so some people have too much f*cking time on their hands to come up with stuff like this... Seriously.
02/01
1:10am
Doh..Sorry, the link was broken. Fixed now.
01/31
9:55pm
Doh...As much as I have nothing against women in any general sense, since this WAS a woman I simply have to look down upon her. Oh My God. I am now scared of living in Las Vegas.
01/30
7:03pm
flipzThis guy is amazing! Of course, I taught him everything he knows. :D
01/30
4:36pm
KnivesEver decided that buying this great looking item was maybe not such a great idea after all? Mmm, yes. Yes, indeed.
01/29
12:42am
Virgins!Another dumb girl selling her virginity yet agin over the Internet. When will they learn?! They need only present themselves to GBarr and everything will be taken care of. :)
01/28
9:15pm
Gah!T'would behoove you to follow this link and behold Alizee. French pop-star babe who is fully 19 years old. Wow.
01/28
5:35pm
Um, ok..People in my office seem to think this is hilarious. *shrug* They are kind of weird. :)
01/27
7:17pm
*drool*Papa want one. Wantee wantee now!
01/27
7:04pm
Ouch.Domain naming has just been patented. Stupid USPTO. GAH!
01/23
7:00pm
Ack.Check that... I have now seen everything. [TNWS]
01/23
6:18pm
w00tOk, so, today was a banner day for links. *shrug* BEHOLD! The Lord of The Ring! [NWS]
01/23
6:06pm
AlQuedaOh goody, started laughing again! Think John Walk Lindh is a hero? Check out this Top-Secret Al-Queda training video...
01/23
5:32pm
Gah...Ok.. Stopped laughing all of a sudden.. *sigh* That is so tragic.
01/23
5:27pm
Oh DAMN!?Oh damn. Oh damn. If I can stop laughing long enough to paste this I'll be all set... Oh damn. [NWS]
01/23
5:24pm
WAWTOCWhat Are We Teaching Our Children? Uhm,that they can make bank doing commercial spots to tug on adult heartstrings for political aims? Yep. Thats it. ;)
01/23
4:06pm
GAH!Its TRUE! Led Zepplin WAS working for Satan! Proof! [/TIC]
01/23
12:06am
Um -> Wow.
NWS
01/22
9:54pm
Pr0nZakPr0n... MuZak... Pr0nZak. Brought to you by Lightspeed.
01/22
5:22pm
WTFOfficial Notice: I have now seen everything. [WS]
01/21
2:54pm
Love!This took some damn love.. Wow. I guess artistry like this *does* still exist.
01/21
1:03pm
Honey!My future wives.
01/21
12:23pm
NedHere you go, Ned. This ones pretty good.
01/21
12:06pm
GamesBored? Try these games! (HERE) (HERE) (HERE) So wrong. :)
01/20
4:37pm
Adult VehiclesClick the link, scroll down and read the comments. Dear lord.
01/20
12:38am
Ned!Ned, bud, I found another one of those flash movies for you! Enjoy!
01/17
2:20pm
Foiled.Too much f**king time on your hands.
01/16
11:36pm
Messed
If you are drunk or stoned
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01/14
10:42pm
UghUber-religious people scare me. Especially when they have enough time on their hands to invent so-called analysis systems that determine a link between the Great Satan and the Lord of the Rings.
01/13
4:01pm
ThongI cant help it! Bahahaha!
01/13
2:30pm
ToursI dont think I've ever seen a funnier tour for a pron site... What are some people thinking??
01/12
12:41pm
CelebsWant a celeb to call your friend and rib em? This is a sample on a friends voicemail. :) Todd Bridges! Bahahah!
01/11
5:44pm
Deskt0psWant yerself some sw33t desktops?
Check it.
01/10
3:24pm
RevokDo you like UNCUT films? C'mon over to Revok Films and see the plethora of selections from David Lynch's DUNE to John Woo's Hard Target - all UNCUT.
01/09
6:49pm
BAHAHAIts amazing what Photoshop can do.. Or rather, what people can do with Photoshop. So simple and yet so funny...
01/09
4:22pm
OuchA recent study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
01/09
1:16pm
*nudge*Nudge your coworkers. Seriously.
01/09
1:11am
Ahhhh!Hate flying on those cramped, crappy airplanes nowadays? Looks lik JAL hears us and is responding. Gotta love the Japanese.
01/07
11:01pm
*barf*Gross.
01/05
7:35pm
UhhIts called DSN Adult. What did you think it would do? Play soothing music and whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Whatre you doing lookin at it from w3rk anyways? :)
01/05
1:25am
Woo.Qaz: I'll take a One Day package please with Carlie and Nika. Thank you.
01/02
12:09pm
Bahahah!I cant stop laughing!
12/30
11:02am
F**KThere is three f**king inches of snow in Las Vegas!! Where am I?!
12/29
5:58pm
lolJust rewrite it Busk. You remember it word for word, right?
12/23
7:01pm
HolidayBritney boobies & Oopsie movies.
Have fun boys!
12/23
6:54pm
COWMad Cow found in US. This could be a serious "Uh oh" but hopefully we'll weather it and come out without incident... *sigh*
12/19
2:15pm
Uh huhStrange Shit... But Funny.
12/18
2:42pm
roflmaoC'mon and get into the holiday spirit with a little off-color caroling!
12/18
12:58pm
AntiGayThese people (American Family Assoc.) are blatantly antigay and are looking to show their poll results to congress. Vote and screw their numbers! It just takes a second.
12/17
6:15pm
DSNMallWe made our first sale!
12/17
2:56pm
BOOBSA follow-up on the other two boob-flash posts... The whole shebang.
12/17
12:54pm
SaddamIt certainly didnt take very long for the photoshop revolution to start in on Saddam.
12/16
12:43pm
Wow.We all have our Tetris aspirations.
12/15
1:01pm
Ahahah!Heh - Security guards @ the MGM Grand tackled Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame, thinking he had something to do with a stunt. This is gonna cost the MGM H-U-G-E. Hehehahah!
12/15
12:40pm
Uh huh... and some people get sad when they miss.
12/10
4:38pm
Uh?Is this a good deal?
12/10
3:52pm
EverythingWho knew it was possible? The Picture of Everything.
12/10
12:16pm
SweeetOooooh. Sexy AND Geeky. Papa like, Papa like.
12/08
12:00pm
Bah!Schools are going way overboard nowadays. This is stupid.
12/08
11:45am
AwwAs much as I cant stand President-bashing.. well, this is fuckin funny.
12/05
2:50pm
Muhahah!Wow. Cool.
12/03
6:12pm
WHOREI'm a POST WHORE today!
12/03
5:15pm
Uhh, oops?You know when its time to fire your editors.
12/03
4:37pm
The Fat KidThe Famous Fat Kid. Bahahah!
11/17
2:24am
ConventionsVegas - Land of Conventions. COMDEX kicks off tomorrow and in January.. Well... The AVN Adult Entertainment Convention. I love this city.
11/15
6:31pm
passwdTroll, the password is "www.lando.co.uk" (no quotes). Its in big letters at the top of the web page. *8)
11/15
6:27pm
Weird ScienceFor those more scientifically minded, check out this article on superluminal sources of radiation. This is exciting stuff with some really outlandish and cool possibilities.
11/13
9:18pm
Wow.Sounds like a helluva party.
11/13
2:24am
No...Youre wrong. *I* am God's Gift.
11/12
6:21am
BoredHrm. Other than the grisly Tet Offensive beginning on my bday, its been a pretty boring day, historically speaking. How about yours?
11/12
2:21am
JesusJesus! Theyre ripping M:Rev apart!
11/11
3:43am
CollegeThis site is fucking great. Now I just have to recall all the times we were stupid and write it up. I wonder how long that will take.
11/11
3:41am
Dict-NamesI'm an apple and something about the bible. Go figure.
11/07
2:15am
God...Thank you Lord, for answering my prayers....
11/04
7:03pm
FUCKIN INTERNETFuck you, Internet! Why wont you work?! DAMN JOOOOO!
11/02
4:54am
BangMeI've added a couple of BangMe photo albums, most notably The Rejects. Check em out and send me any captions you come up with.
10/31
9:38pm
PUNKSOnly like 20 little punks pounding our door so far in this most recent round of legalized begging for our young masses. Qaz and I are going to start handing out cigarettes dipped in detergent. DIE!!
10/31
3:13am
SuuuureYeah... Qaz and I will be sure to be there early. Have fun everyone!
10/30
1:50am
WildfiresI thought Vegas was overcast today. Nope, apparently it's wildfire smoke from Cali. Imagine that. There was no direct sunlight today while I was outside and I'll tell you, that was strange. I guess it's supposed to be worse tomorrow (Thurs). Grrrrreat.
10/29
2:51am
Asshole.I am such an asshole. ROTFL.
10/25
5:47pm
Drinking HeavenOh yeah. This is our world and these are the products that come of it.
10/25
3:06am
Police StateSo, about 30 mins ago there were cops and dogs and helicopters blanketing our apartment complex. Yeah. Bright lights, barking dogs and the whole lot. Yes. Some kind of an Orwellian trip. Someone with no shirt and "handcuffs" was running around. Good job LVPD. Goooood.
10/17
2:47am
FUSKFusk that fusking fusker and his mother-fusking site.
10/10
1:45am
Uh huh?Huh.
10/09
2:22am
Yeah.
10/08
7:52pm
Um, noooo.No, thats *not* a fair weather fan - broad aspect or not. Like I said "win or lose" I am a Yankees fan. A fair weather fan would like them *because* they are winning now. When someone else becomes a winner they will like the new team. I have always been a Yankees fan and I will always be. Even when I lived 4 blocks from The Green Monster for a year - I was a yankees fan. I dont mind the individual prejudices of each fan for each team. I do not believe that the Yankees are inherently better any given year because of their performance for the past 10. I root for the team that has displayed themselves over teir lifespan to be the best. Right or wrong, it plays into one of my core philosophies: If you can't be relatively guaranteed to win, dont play the damn game. :)
10/08
5:55am
HrmI was gonna stay out of this but I just cant help it after ODay opens her mouth like that. Now, I *am* a Yankees fan. I have been my whole life. I'm a Yankees fan b/c my father is a Yankees fan. His philosophy when he first started enjoying baseball (in a house with all RS fans) was that you root for the winners. Period. No team has been to or won more World Series' than the Yankees. That's a philosophy I can dig, so I have always been a Yankees fan - win or lose. To my way of thinking, rooting for the RS is like hoping Gary Coleman would win the election; a one in a million chance and even then - practically unrepeatable. But hey, if they win, great! All I have to say is, do it 21 more times and then your team can talk about being in the Yankees league. For now, be content and be silent in your pleasure. :) Oh yeah, and its ARROGANT, not EROGANT.
10/03
3:06am
Vegas PortalThe new Vegas portal for the new pad is online. Its basic and exceptionally sparse right now, but the first addition thats up right now has the layout of our entertainment center. Check it out!
10/02
3:32am
WhoaJesus Christ on a pogo stick in central park... Write a longer log entry!
09/23
8:29am
sleepThis sucks. My sleep patterns have gotten all fucked up the last week. Now its 5:30am here and I'm not tired. *sigh* Guess I'll have to pull an all-nighter to set things straight again. Blech.
09/17
1:26am
MatrixDollar, re: your matrix post - check out my thoughts on the subject. Anything like what you read? I posted those a few months ago but I'm hoping at least a few of my assertions will prove correct. :)
09/11
2:57am
LINKSYS RULEZGee Gordo, we havent had any problems with ours. Works like a dream and only took like 10 mins to configure. Huh.
09/10
5:49pm
VEGASAs Qaz said, we're back. Just wanted to drop my own note and say hello again. I'm gung-ho to post some pics of the house so y'all can see where you'll be visiting. Heh. Catch y'all later.
08/01
5:33pm
CALISo, I'm hangin in Cali now. I'm on my cousins peecee and chillin in his room playin GTAVC. Kid's pretty cool. I guess family aint so bad. *8) I'll catch all of you when I get home.
07/19
8:26pm
Vacation SucksSo, I'm back from my 15-day hiatus into the wilderness that is North America. I'm happy to report that we covered 7,652 miles as of my return home - and I have a tan. I'm fucking tired. I want booze. I want sex. I'll write out my adventures in the upcoming days but suffice to say it includes a vegas strip bar and watching a chinese girl get laid after a beach party. Yeah, it's like that.
06/20
3:14am
SLEEPI'm going to pass out now. I've been drinking since 5pm. *sigh* G'night.
06/20
3:13am
MoviesJust got back from a screening of The Hulk. Seriously, don't bother. Its fun at times, boring at others. Overall, not too spectacular at all. Ang Lee has done some seriously wonderful work - this is not it. If you ARE going to go see it, see it for fun and nothing else. This movie will NOT wow you. Period.
06/07
12:58pm
DRUNKAnother fine Keene evening last night; the stars were out, the rain held off and the boys were hammered. Feel the love.
06/01
10:48pm
wackCheck it.
Find more here.
06/01
10:09pm
Puke...So I partied with Perrinez, Ned & KDog last night. Watched Ryan take a shot of Jose and promptly walk outside to boot it up. Girls we were with, "Is he OK?" Me, "Yeah, he just needs some air." Hehe, and the drinking continued.
05/25
12:09am
w3rkJust got done an 11:30am till 11:30pm shift at work. With 12 clocked hours and more than $1500 in sales I walked with almost $300 in tips. Not bad. All in the name of the almighty Vegas... Hail Vegas, master of the universe!
05/09
11:27am
DAY OFFAll I know is, I have a DAY OFF finally and I want - desperately - to get drunk with it. Here here, fellas.
05/09
11:26am
DAY OFFAll I know is, I have a DAY OFF finally and I want - desperately - to get drunk with it. Here here, fellas.
05/02
2:44am
byeI'm leavin in the morning for Salem, NH to work as support staff at the new Margaritas for 2 days. I'll be back on Sunday. See ya.
04/29
7:40pm
substanceBTW, just wanted to note that I've been 88h39m with no smoke. Whee!
04/26
5:36pm
camthe omat-cam is up @ digitalspark.net/jonc/ it's just for fun, but I'll try to keep it on when I'm here.
04/26
6:11am
oopsYah, I noticed that just now. Oopsie. *8)
04/26
2:32am
partyOk, there are definately women table dancing.... What the fuck am I doing typing to you guys?? Fuck... See ya.
04/26
2:11am
partyActually, I've got classic KDog in effect here at his place. Party is definately goin on. *8) Ladies abound. Beer is flowin. Music is pumpin. Hey, I'm happy and not quite drunk.
04/26
12:45am
workI just finished 9 hours bartending. Believe me, boys and girls, this job is about as far from glamorous as it's possible to be. Any sympathy will be gladly sucked up. :)
04/24
11:11pm
kdogI'll talk to him tomorrow @ work.
04/24
7:28pm
crewI was thinking KDog would make a nice addition to the group here. I think he would respect what we have and contibute his own thoughts.

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